oscarthegrouch:

Like…. who tf thought of this commercial?

son in the blue snuggie be going in like “raising the roof” is the new thing that the kids do nowadays.

LOL i want a snuggie =/

i just told my roommate and her boyfriend and her boyfriend’s friend a story about how i kissed a girl. and my roommate was like wtf you kiss girls? and i was like yeah. and then her boyfriend and his friend was like girls kiss girls all the time it’s normal. and then she was like wtf i don’t think girls should kiss girls like that unless they’re bi or lesbian. and then we got to talking about threesomes and then her boyfriend was talking about how his ex gf wanted to have a threesome one time but they didn’t. and then my roommate was like so you’ve thought about having a threesome. and then her boyfriend was like yeah i’m a guy duhh. and now my roommate is all kinds of butt hurt just because her boyfriend thought about having a threesome. LOL

she’s retarded.

educated-connoisseur:

His password was home123

DUMBASS

ok here is the run down of what/where  Ben is gonna be for a while. The place is amazing. I’m stoked. I went and got the Uhaul and while I was driving there  was a pack of guys who were day laborers. In Texas that means they dont have papers and you hire them for random jobs. They are basically a hired hand. So I was driving down the road and they saw the uhaul truck and flocked around. I told them I didn’t need the help and they were pleading in spanish. I felt bad. So there was a shy kid my age in the back not yelling like the rest. He heard me say no  and walked off. I felt really bad cuz he is my age. It could have been me out at 6 am looking for work. He walked down the street and I picked him up. Told him I could use a hand. His face lit up. Long story short HOMIE WORKED HIS ASS OFF!!! he worked for 3 hours. It was 10 an hour. I gave him 100 instead of 30. It’s the holidays and that lifestyle isnt easy at all. I bought him lunch at taco bell too. Antonio was his name, and hard work was his game…(lame)

Ben is outtie. Hit me up on aim-kingofkickss

If you have the cell, hit it up.

COMCAST IS COMING TOMORROW! WHOOOO

aww that was really sweet. i probably would have done the same. especially giving the extra money part. actually i know i would have done it. ‘cause god knows i ain’t movin’ shit by myself. lol

lightskin-mike:

How the fuck are you going to tell me i didnt give you any info about wht was going on with my car.. wHN YOUR FUCKING ASS was on the phone with us half the time that night.

Im on the phone with her just a sec ago. She goes and tells me that you didnt tell me they took your car till i came home and saw it wasn’t here ,nor did you come to me and talk about what happened.

WHAT THE FUCK!!  ARE YOU SERIOUS.  I told this lady wht was going on as the shit was happening . I told her they wounldn’t let me start my car  they said it was going to be towed i told her they had called out the bitch and that the dude was here i had to give my brother back the phone to talk to dude to fined out where he was taking it andblah blah..

Mom: Now im the fucking lair Mike..?

ME:Mom i told you what was going down.How did you not know.

Mom: but Mike you didnt come to me and talk to me. you didnt tell me nothing that night after i came home from work..

me: WHAT THE FUCK.. U WAS on the phone with us.. You knew about the shit. WHY YOU Didn’t come to me. i was in my room the whole time. Not once did you knock and ask me if i was ok or nothing…

Mom:  Mike if you don’t stop running your mouth and arguing with me. See this is why  im done with you. You argue with me and you runn your mouth. You need to shut up and listen to me. If you want help.

Me: what are you talking about. You ask  how am i going about getting my car out

then turn around and tell me i didn’t come to you nor did i tell you that they took my car whn we were on the phone with you half the damn time that. So wht the hell.  why u didn’t call us back then. I dont even know how to answer your question.

Click……..

she hangs up.

i really hate her .

Her problem with me is that i dont clean up enough or help around the house.

I do the dishes  whn i can, i cook sometimes  hell   i fucking got food stamps for us when no one else even thought about it. But i dont do shit. right.

I’m going to clean the dishes jus because you amy aunt dirty them up while i had already did my part earlier that day. So u decide that hmm mike in his room aint doing shit. Mike go clean the kitchen up?  i cleaned up already that aint my mess.

Get your sister to clean it up. THat is the on going battle here.  It would be find if i was the only person in the house and she told me to clean it up. i’d be ok

but my aunt fuck ups the kitchen worse than i do. And half the time cleans it up.

So its  my fault that the dishes in the sink are full and whn i have already did my part.  people have put new shit in the sink. So now you feel like i ain’t did shit so u tell me to do it. I’m not doing it.

Fuck out of here with that.. But then they come back with we clean your shit up all the time you dont never clean your mess up.whn you cook. You run upstairs. Ok  i do run back upstairs after cooking but if you want me to clean up my mess just tell a nigga come back and clean this shit up!. i would gladly do it. its my mess.  don’t clean it up and say i don’t do shit. I mean at time i forget i left the stuff there..

Other than that this is my life living with my Mom , bitch of a aunt and little brother.

i hate this house. i hate my Bitch ass Aunt and I hate my Mom.

aw. have you guys thought about clean your own dishes? i used to have that problem with my parents all the time. like i’m not even home half the time how are you gona tell me to do the dishes? i barely ever eat at home. but i still did them. dishes will be the death of someone someday.